It’s hot, boo! It feels good on my old bones. #BakeryHood

Lumbersexual board meeting Lükz

I’m feeling scratchy. I hope working 80 hours a week isn’t making me come down with something. In related news, I’m training Mr. K how to clean. We’ve had some mild successes.

In house news, the inspection is Thursday and then I meet with the bank guy on Monday. My legal team is reviewing the contract. Amusingly, nearly everyone involved with the house deal is unintentionally gayer than a two dollar bill. #PrideMonth #GayAgenda #DeepState It’s funny how The Universe lines things up for me.

Facts!

I think I walk sexier when I’m listening to music. There I said it! Get a slice of this!

Bakery Summer

Red white and blue fantasy

It’s almost impossible to tell from the photos, but the garage is attached to the house and connects to the kitchen. The part where it attaches is circled in this photo. There’s also another entrance door there. It’s so overgrown with vines and weeds, it’s hard to see. This is also kinda what the back and other side of the house looks like also.

Home inspection is Thursday.

Let me know when it’s ok to flip out about buying a house and moving. I’m too busy to focus on it right now. I’ll wait for your signal. Danki!

Alert! We got a house! I’m not sharing the link because the pictures are terrible. Like “taken by Mother with her flip phone” terrible. This is honestly one of the pics from the listing. But it’s a real gem with good bones, huge space, and lots of original molding and pillars. Most importantly it has an amazing private yard with a seasonal sun room that is fantastic. I can’t wait to hang out with a book in that room. Plus! An attached two car garage which is almost unheard of in the city. We are excited! But also fried. Because this is great news at a bad time. I’m headed into audit week and need to be in Syracuse every day. Luckily, I have Mr. K here in town if I need feet on the ground.

Things I almost bought at the antique festival. A gilded triptych that looked like it had been looted right out of a cathedral during World War Two. A five foot tall statue of Ganesh that looked like it had been the masthead on a ship or something and was kinda attached to a column base. I ended up only buying a pineapple lemonade.

This classic is still a fact!

At the Bouckville Antique Festival.

Making bookmarks. #ForTheHoard #BookmarkEmpire

Mr. K doesn’t appreciate my random Ai image prompt generation tool. #DivorceCourt

No sunset. Too cloudy. But an otherwise beautiful night.

It’s legit the best part

The duck was a mistake. I ate half of Mr. K’s steak.

At Rainbow Shores

Some ninety year old homeless dude said, “That’s a pretty ass shirt!” So I guess there is some sense of style left in the world. #FashionIcon

Because no one is around today, I created a database tool to generate image prompts based on randomly selected criteria for colors, genders, moods, head positions, gazes, and objects. Click a button and voila! Random new fun creature. It’s kinda wild! I’m having a lot of fun playing with it. #BookmarkEmpire

Things Mr. K needs to let me do this summer that I’ve never done before. Visit Boldt Castle. Go to the Bouckville Antique Festival. Make it happen, Universe! #BusySummer #BookIt

Hospital Fantasy

The matte acrylic arrived today, and I thus now have a fully functional demo! It looks fantastic. I’d love to share it with you. If you need a bookmark, drop your addy in a message, and I’ll send you one. It’ll help me get the kinks out of my production process. Danki! #BookmarkEmpire