Like it’s 2005, I bought my first ever smart plug! Because I’m energetic and young, I want to be able to turn on my coffee machine from bed.

For the turban

It’s done, Joan. They’ve packed your things and are loading your car. Puzzle.

Monday Funday!

I’m not expending much mental energy on the Local Bakery situation. Given past experience, odds are high it’ll be a big nothing burger.

Some like it hot

We don’t drink.

I just saw a woman eating a soft serve ice cream cone at Stewart’s – outside! – like it’s August. She is living the fantasy. For real.